Guten Prank

Meow. Hello, I have a name I'm sure... I mean... they can't let you leave the hospital without one right? That just doesn't seem possible you know? They can't just leave the birth certificate blank... Oh! I know... I must have left it with someone at the club last night... Ya! That's right... I gave it to this really cute guy... Dang! And I forgot to get it back from him... *stupid, stupid, stupid* Well, anywho I am someone who is apparenly very quite lost and confused at the moment and will hopefully be back to full consciousness soon...

If you happen upon a question, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?
Potential Future Nonsense.
You've spent over a thousand dollars last year on waffles alone.


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nickoffermen:

if you are bored or feeling down, here, have an hour and 45 minutes of the office bloopers




9 Day Ship Challenge || Day 03: Kisses







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notabadday: She pays me back everyday, just by being my wife. #he only ever wanted her and anything else is a bonus 

notabadday:

She pays me back everyday, just by being my wife.

#he only ever wanted her and anything else is a bonus 

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you have a beard now!

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newfluffytown:

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?



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WE GET TO GO HOME!

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oh my god i forgot about this! so great!!!

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